Thursday, July 31, 2008

Goody Two Shoes

FARMER MEANWELL was at one time a very rich
man. He owned large fields, and had fine flocks of
sheep, and plenty of money. But all at once his good for-
tune seemed to desert him. Year after year his crops failed,
his sheep died off, and he was obliged to borrow money to
pay his rent and the wages of those who worked on the
farm.

At last he had to sell his farm, but even this did not bring
him in money enough to pay his debts, and he was worse off
than ever.

, , Among those who had lent money to Farmer Mean well
were Sir Thomas Gripe, and a Farmer named Graspall.

Sir Thomas was a very rich man indeed, and Farmer
Graspall had more money than he could possibly use. But
they were both very greedy and covetous, and particularly
hard on those who owed them anything. Farmer Graspall
abused Farmer Meanwell and called him all sorts of dreadful
names ; but the rich Sir Thomas Gripe was more cruel still,
and wanted the poor debtor shut up in jail.

So poor Farmer Meanwell had to hasten from the place
where he had lived for so many years, in order to get out of
the way of these greedy men.

He went to the next village, taking his wife and his two
little children with him. But though he was free from Gripe
and Graspall she was not free from trouble and care.

He soon fell ill, and when he found himself unable to get
food and clothes for his family, he grew worse and worse and
soon died.

His wife could not bear the loss of her husband, whom
she loved so dearly, and in a few days she was dead.

The two orphan children seemed to be left entirely alone
in the world, with no one to look after them, or care for them,
but their Heavenly Father.

They trotted around hand in hand, and the poorer they
became the more they clung to each other Poor, ragged,
and hungry enough they were !

Tommy had two shoes, but Margery went barefoot. They
had nothing to eat but the berries that grew in the woods,
and the scraps they could get from the poor people in the
village, and at night they slept in barns or under hay-stacks.

Their rich relations were too proud to notice them. But
Mr. Smith, the clergyman of the village where the children
were born, was not that sort of a man. A rich relation came
to visit him a kind-hearted gentleman and the clergyman
told him all about Tommy and Margery. The kind
gentleman pitied them, and ordered Margery a pair of shoes
and gave Mr. Smith money to buy her some clothes,
which she needed sadly. As for Tommy he said he would
take him off to sea with him and make him a sailor. After a
few days, the gentleman said he must go to London and
would take Tommy with him, and sad was the parting
between the two children.

Poor Margery was very lonely indeed, without her
brother, and might have cried herself sick but for the new
shoes that were brought home to her.

They turned her thoughts from her grief; and as soon as
she had put them on she ran in to Mrs. Smith and cried out:
"Two shoes, ma'am, two shoes!" These words she re-
peated to every one she met, and thus it was she got the
name of

Little Margery had seen now good and wise Mr. Smith
was, and thought it was because of his great learning ; and
she wanted, above all things, to learn to read. At last she
made up her mind to ask Mr. Smith to teach her when he
had a moment to spare. He readily agreed to do this, and
Margery read to him an hour every day, and spent much
time with her books.

Then she laid out a plan for teaching others more ignorant
than herself. She cut out of thin pieces of wood ten sets of
large and small letters of the alphabet, and carried these with
her when she went from house to house. When she came
to Billy Wilson's she threw down the letters all in a heap,
and Billy picked them out and sorted them in lines, thus :
ABCDEFGHIJK,
abed efghij k,
and so on until all the letters were in their right places.

From there trotted off to another
cottage, and here were several children waiting for her. As
soon as the little girl came in they all crowded around her,
and were eager to begin their lessons at once.

Then she threw the letters down and said to the boy next
her, " What did you have for dinner to-day?" "Bread,"
answered the little boy. " Well, put down the first letter,"
said . Then he put down B, and the next
child R, and the. next E, and the next A, and the next D,
and there was the wole word BREAD.


" What did you have for dinner, Polly Driggs ? "

" Apple-pie," said Polly ; upon which she laid down the
first letter, A, and the next put down a P, and the next
another P, and so on until the words Apple and Pie were
united, and stood thus: APPLE PIE.

Now it happened one evening that was
going home rather late. She had made a longer round
than usual, and everybody had kept her waiting, so that
night came on before her day's work was done. Right
glad was she to set out for her own home, and she walked
along contentedly through the fields, and lanes, and roads,
enjoying the quiet evening. The evening was not cool,
however, but close and sultry, and betokened a storm. Pres-
ently a drop fell on Goody's face. What should she do? If
she did not make haste she would soon be wet to the skin.

Fortunately there was an old barn down the road, in which
she could find shelter, and gathered her
skirts about her and took to her heels, and ran as if some-
body was after her. The owner of the barn had died lately,
and the property was to be sold, and there was a lot of loose
hay on the floor which had not yet been taken away.

cuddled down in the soft hay, glad of
a chance to rest her weary limbs, and quite out of breath
with her long run ; and just then down rattled the rain, the
thunder roared, the lightning flashed, and the old barn
trembled, and so did .

She had not been there long before she heard footsteps,
and three men came into the barn for shelter. The hay was
piled up between her and them, so that they could not see
her, and, thinking they were alone, they spoke quite loudly.


They were plotting to rob Squire Trueman, who lived in
the great house in Margery's village, and were to break in
and steal all they could that very night. This was quite
enough for . She waited for nothing, but
dashed out of the barn, and ran through rain and mud till she
came to the Squire's house.

He was at dinner with some friends, and any one else but
Goody would have found it difficult to gain admission to him.
But she was well known to the servants, and was so kind
and obliging, that even the big fat butler could not refuse to
do her bidding, and went and told the squire that Goody
Two Shoes wished very much to see him.

So the squire asked his friends to excuse him for a
moment, and came out and said, "Well, ,
my good girl, what is it?" "Oh, sir," she replied, "if you
do not take care you will be robbed and murdered this very
night!"

Then she told all she had heard the men say while she
was in the barn.

The squire saw there was not a moment to lose, so he
went back and told his friends the news he had heard. They
.all said they would stay and help him take the thieves. So
the lights were put out, to make it appear as if all the people
in the house were in bed, and servants and all kept a close
watch both inside and outside.

Sure enough, at about one o'clock in the morning the
three men came creeping, creeping up to the house with a
dark lantern, and the tools to break in with. Before they
were aware, six men sprang out on them, and held them fast.
The thieves struggled in vain to get away. They were

locked in an out-house until daylight, when a cart came and
took them off to jail.

They were afterward sent out of the country, where they
had to work in chains on the roads ; and it is said that one
of them behaved so well that he was pardoned, and went to
live at Australia, where he became a rich man.

The other two went from bad to worse, and it is likely
that they came to some dreadful end. For sin never goes
unpunished.

But to return to . One day as she was
walking through the village she saw some wicked boys with
a raven, at which they were going to throw stones. To stop
this cruel sport she gave the boys a penny for the raven,
and brought the bird home with her. She gave him the
name of " Ralph,"and he proved to be a very clever creature
indeed. She taught him to spell, and to read, and he was
so fond of playing with the large letters, that the children
called them " Ralph's Alphabet."

Some days after Goody had met with the raven, she was
passing through a field, when she saw some naughty boys
who had taken a pigeon, and tied a string to its legs in order
to let it fly and draw it back again when they pleased.

Goody could not bear to see anything tortured like that, so
she bought the pigeon from the boys and taught him how to
spell and read. But he could not talk. And as Ralph, the
raven, took the large letters, Peter, the pigeon, took care of
the small ones.

Mrs. Williams, who lived in Margery's village, kept
school, and taught little ones their A B C's. She was now
old and feeble, and wanted to give up this important trust.


This being known to Sir William Dove, he asked Mrs.
Williams to examine and see if she was
not clever enough for the office. This was done, and Mrs.
Williams reported that little Margery was the best scholar,
and had the best heart of any one she had ever examined.
All the country had a great opinion of Mrs. Williams, and
this report made them think highly of Miss MARGERY, as we
must now call her.

So Margery Meanwell was now a schoolmistress, and a
capital one she made. The children all loved her, for she
was never weary of making plans for their happiness.

The room in which she taught was large and lofty, and
there was plenty of fresh air in it ; and as she knew that
children liked to move about, she placed her sets of letters all
round the school, so that every one was obliged to get up to
find a letter, or spell a word, when it came their turn.

This exercise not only kept the children in good health,
but fixed the letters firmly in their minds.

The neighbors were very good to her, and one of them
made her a present of a little skylark, whose early morning
song told the lazy boys and girls that it was time they were
out of bed.

Some time after this a poor lamb lost its dam, and the
farmer being about to kill it, she bought it of him, and
brought it home to play with the children.

Soon after this a present was made to Miss Margery of a
dog, and as he was always in good humor, and always jump-
ing about, the children gave him the name of Jumper. It
was his duty to guard the door, and no one could go out or
come in without leave from his mistress.

Margery was so wise and good that some foolish people
accused her of being a witch, and she was taken to court
and tried before the judge. She soon proved that she was
a most sensible woman, and Sir Charles Jones was so
pleased with her, that he offered her a large sum of money
to take care of his family, and educate his daughter. At
first she refused, but afterwards went and behaved so well,
and was so kind and tender, that Sir Charles would not
permit her to leave the house, and soon after made her an
offer of marriage.

The neighbors came in crowds to the wedding, and all
were glad that one who had been such a good girl, and had
grown up such a good woman, was to become a grand
lady.

Just as the clergyman had opened his book, a gentleman,
richly dressed, ran into the church and cried, " Stop ! stop I"

Great alarm was felt, especially by the bride and groom,
with whom he said he wished to speak privately.

Sir Charles stood motionless with surprise, and the bride
fainted away in the stranger's arms. For this richly-dressed
gentleman turned out to be little Tommy Meanwell, who
had just come from sea, where he had made a large fortune.

Sir Charles and Lady Jones lived very happily together,
and the great lady did not forget the children, but was just
as good to them as she had always been. She was also
kind and good to the poor, and the sick, and a friend to all
who were in distress. Her life was a great blessing, and her
death the greatest calamity that ever took place in the
neighborhood where she lived, and was known as Goody Two
Shoes.

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

soggy today

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Looking for a chemistry teaching job in Chicago for fall 2008.
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Looking for an new teaching job in Chicago

I worked last year at Englewood High School on Chicago's South Side. Since the school was closing, I knew that it would be a 1 year "gig." So again I look for work. I have had several interviews but no offers have been made. My age works against me. A big milestone was the passing of an endorsement exam for chemistry. Hardest test I have taken in 30 years! I passed with a good score. If I could work in teaching computers I would be even happier. Right now I am studying the Visual Basic 2008 .Net language.